A mint green heathered graphic t-shirt laid flat on a cork background, featuring a retro-style illustration of a female scientist with an apple and potion, with the text 'SCIENCE IT'S ALIVE!'.

Science: It’s Alive! T-Shirt

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A mint green heathered graphic t-shirt laid flat on a cork background, featuring a retro-style illustration of a female scientist with an apple and potion, with the text 'SCIENCE IT'S ALIVE!'.

Science: It’s Alive! T-Shirt

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Size Chart for the Gildan 64000 T-Shirt. Small Width 18 inches, Length 28 inches.  Medium Width 20 inches, Length 29 inches.  Large Width 22 inches, Length 29 inches.  Extra Large Width 24 inches, Length 31 inches.  Double extra large Width 26 inches, Length 32 inches.  Triple extra large Width 28 inches, Length 33 inches.   All measurements should be taken while the shirt is laying flat.  For sizing questions email reply@homeroomhumor.com
Color: Heather Irish Green
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Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $34.99

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Science is alive, and apparently it has excellent taste in T-shirts. This retro-inspired science tee features a mad-scientist heroine at the chalkboard declaring “SCIENCE — IT’S ALIVE!” while bubbling flasks, stacked textbooks, and a black cat supervise the experiment. The warm colors and hand-drawn details bring equal parts classroom pride and classic monster-movie mischief.

Wear it to lab meetings, campus lectures, science outreach events, or the everyday adventure of explaining why you can’t simply “eyeball” the measurements. The soft, breathable feel makes it an easy favorite for teachers, grad students, lab lovers, and curious humans of all kinds.

Product Details

  • Gildan 64000 Soft Style T-Shirt
  • 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 153 g/m² feel
  • Tubular knit construction with no side seams
  • Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help maintain its shape
  • DTG/DTF printed artwork with vibrant front graphics and optional sleeve or neck details
  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
  • Sizes S–3XL

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
  • Do not bleach or dry clean

A nerdy science teacher tee for turning curiosity into a lifestyle, one suspiciously bubbling flask at a time.

Made for Educators by Educators?

Homeroom Humor wasn't started in a boardroom, it was born in a middle school. Brought into existence by an Autistic Support Paraprofessional and a Science Teacher who were tired of buying scratchy, stiff and uncomfortable tees with generic sayings. Our tees are Witty, Funny, Comfy and Classroom Ready. They will be comfy enough to not regret on a Monday morning and durable enough to last till Friday. You deserve a t-shirt that gets it.

Built to Last thru Friday

Built to last through every school year, every wash, and every "why is there glitter on this again" moment. Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee holds up to repeated wear without falling apart — unlike your patience on a Friday afternoon.

The quarter-turned seamless collar keeps its shape over time and stays crease-free, so it looks as good on week fifty as it did on day one.

And the tear-away label means no scratchy tag digging into your neck during a six-hour school day. You're welcome.

Free & Easy Returns

Love your tee or your money back. Simple as that. No essays, no rubrics, no partial credit — just a full refund within 30 days if it's not for you.

Every USA order is also printed and shipped right here in the States, because we're as American as a school bake sale and proud of it.

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Comfortable Enough to Forget You're at Work

Our T-Shirts are made by Educators for Educators. So you can believe that they will be soft enough to survive a staff meeting. Sturdy enough to outlast the school year. Our tees are built for the person who gives everything from bell to bell — and still has opinions about the copy machine in the staff lounge that is too far away, always has a line, and is almost always jammed.

Wear what you love. Especially when what you love is making it very clear how you feel about Mondays.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a Pennsylvania-born company that prints every shirt right here in the USA.
Our tees roll off presses in North Carolina and Texas, straight to your door. No overseas mysteries, just good tees made close to home. You've waited long enough. Probably for a sub that never showed up.

Do you ship internationally?

Good news — we ship to all 50 U.S. states. In the future we have plans to provide shipping to our neighbors in Canada, because funny is funny no matter which side of the border you're teaching on. Our Shipping rates are set to free shipping for any order over $75.00, and a flat rate of $4.95 for any order up to $74.99, so pop over to our shipping policy page for the details.

When will I receive my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Most people receive their orders within a week. Fulfillment takes 3 - 5 days, and we ship Standard USPS shipping which takes 3-5 business days.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with everything you need to stalk — er, follow — your package all the way to your doorstep. No refreshing required. (Okay, maybe a little refreshing.)
It's like a hall pass, but for your tees.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with soft, high-quality materials that can handle whatever the school day throws at them — and trust us, we know what gets thrown. Cozy enough for your couch, tough enough for the classroom, and gentle enough for even the most sensitive skin. Exact materials vary by item and color, so check the product page for the specifics. You know, like you tell your students, "read the directions."