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Math T-Shirt — "The Only Place Where People Buy 60 Watermelons" Funny Math Shirt
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Math T-Shirt — "The Only Place Where People Buy 60 Watermelons" Funny Math Shirt

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Description

Finally. An Answer to the Watermelon Problem.

Every math student has been there. You're staring at a word problem and someone — let's call him Dave — has just purchased 60 watermelons for reasons that are never fully explained. This shirt is for everyone who has ever wondered what Dave is doing with all those watermelons, and why he keeps buying more.

It's the math joke that writes itself. And now it's on a tee.

Made for math teachers who've assigned the problem, students who've suffered through it, and anyone who finds the absurdity of word problems deeply, personally funny. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from at least one person in the room who gets it immediately.

Why You'll Love It

  • Hilarious math word problem graphic — instantly relatable to anyone who's survived a math class
  • Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
  • Unisex fit, true to size
  • Perfect for math teachers, students, and anyone with a sense of humor about numbers
  • A genuinely funny gift that math lovers will actually appreciate

Dave has 60 watermelons. You have this shirt. Clearly, you made the better choice.

Premium Everyday Comfort

Made from 100% ring spun cotton — softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton, because you've got enough things falling apart on a Monday.

Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way on day one as it does after your 47th wash. At 4.5 oz, the fabric is lightweight and breathable enough to keep you comfortable from first period to last.

And the relaxed unisex fit? True to size and flattering on every body — no guessing, no surprises, just a shirt that works as hard as you do minus the drama. Cause you deal with enough of that.

Built to Last

Built to last through every school year, every wash, and every "why is there glitter on this again" moment. Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee holds up to repeated wear without falling apart — unlike your patience on a Friday afternoon. The quarter-turned seamless collar keeps its shape over time and stays crease-free, so it looks as good on week fifty as it did on day one.

And the tear-away label means no scratchy tag digging into your neck during a six-hour school day. You're welcome.

Free & Easy Returns

Love your tee or your money back. Simple as that. No essays, no rubrics, no partial credit — just a full refund within 30 days if it's not for you.

Every USA order is also printed and shipped right here in the States, because we're as American as a school bake sale and proud of it.

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Soft enough to survive a staff meeting. Sturdy enough to outlast the school year. Our tees are built for the person who gives everything from bell to bell — and still has opinions about the copy machine in the staff lounge that is too far away, always has a line, and is almost always jammed.

Wear what you love. Especially when what you love is making it very clear how you feel about Mondays.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a Pennsylvania-born company that prints every shirt right here in the USA.
Our tees roll off presses in North Carolina and Texas, straight to your door. No overseas mysteries, just good tees made close to home. You've waited long enough. Probably for a sub that never showed up.

What areas do you ship to?

Good news — we ship to all 50 U.S. states. In the future we have plans to provide shipping to our neighbors in Canada, because funny is funny no matter which side of the border you're teaching on. Our Shipping rates are set to free shipping for any order over $75.00, and a flat rate of $4.99 for any order up to $74.99, so pop over to our shipping policy page for the details.

When will I receive my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Most people receive their orders within a week. Fulfillment takes 3 - 5 days, and we ship Standard USPS shipping which takes 3-5 business days.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with everything you need to stalk — er, follow — your package all the way to your doorstep. No refreshing required. (Okay, maybe a little refreshing.)
It's like a hall pass, but for your tees.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with soft, high-quality materials that can handle whatever the school day throws at them — and trust us, we know what gets thrown. Cozy enough for your couch, tough enough for the classroom, and gentle enough for even the most sensitive skin. Exact materials vary by item and color, so check the product page for the specifics. You know, like you tell your students, "read the directions."