A heather gray graphic t-shirt laid flat on a cork background, featuring a design of a green skull on top of stacked books with barbed wire and the text 'GIVE ME THE DARK CHAPTERS' in red. Lifestyle props like a coffee cup, apple, journal, and jeans are visible around the shirt.

Give Me the Dark Chapters T-Shirt

S / Sport Grey
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $34.99
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A heather gray graphic t-shirt laid flat on a cork background, featuring a design of a green skull on top of stacked books with barbed wire and the text 'GIVE ME THE DARK CHAPTERS' in red. Lifestyle props like a coffee cup, apple, journal, and jeans are visible around the shirt.

Give Me the Dark Chapters T-Shirt

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Size Chart for the Gildan 64000 T-Shirt. Small Width 18 inches, Length 28 inches.  Medium Width 20 inches, Length 29 inches.  Large Width 22 inches, Length 29 inches.  Extra Large Width 24 inches, Length 31 inches.  Double extra large Width 26 inches, Length 32 inches.  Triple extra large Width 28 inches, Length 33 inches.   All measurements should be taken while the shirt is laying flat.  For sizing questions email reply@homeroomhumor.com
Size: S
Color: Sport Grey
Regular price $34.99 Sale price  $29.99

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You like your coffee strong and your plotlines deeply concerning.

The Give Me the Dark Chapters T-Shirt is for readers who hear “haunted library” and immediately want a membership card. A sinister green-faced figure buried beneath dark, weathered books brings gothic-fiction mood to the “Give Me the Dark Chapters” message. It’s a little eerie, thoroughly bookish, and right at home with your most unsettling reads.

Wear it for a used-bookstore treasure hunt, a horror-loving book club, or a late-night reading session that definitely won’t end after one more chapter. The soft, lightweight feel and classic fit layer easily under a cardigan, so you can look perfectly comfortable while your fictional characters make terrible decisions.

Product Details

  • Gildan 64000 Soft Style T-Shirt
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Green-faced figure, dark weathered books, and “Give Me the Dark Chapters” lettering
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
  • Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
  • Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish
  • Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help retain shape

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors
  • Do not bleach or dry clean
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat

A fitting gift for your favorite horror reader, gothic-fiction fan, or librarian with wonderfully dark taste. Happy endings optional. A good reading outfit? Nonnegotiable.

Made for Educators by Educators?

Homeroom Humor wasn't started in a boardroom, it was born in a middle school. Brought into existence by an Autistic Support Paraprofessional and a Science Teacher who were tired of buying scratchy, stiff and uncomfortable tees with generic sayings. Our tees are Witty, Funny, Comfy and Classroom Ready. They will be comfy enough to not regret on a Monday morning and durable enough to last till Friday. You deserve a t-shirt that gets it.

Built to Last thru Friday

Built to last through every school year, every wash, and every "why is there glitter on this again" moment. Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee holds up to repeated wear without falling apart — unlike your patience on a Friday afternoon.

The quarter-turned seamless collar keeps its shape over time and stays crease-free, so it looks as good on week fifty as it did on day one.

And the tear-away label means no scratchy tag digging into your neck during a six-hour school day. You're welcome.

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Love your tee or your money back. Simple as that. No essays, no rubrics, no partial credit — just a full refund within 30 days if it's not for you.

Every USA order is also printed and shipped right here in the States, because we're as American as a school bake sale and proud of it.

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Comfortable Enough to Forget You're at Work

Our T-Shirts are made by Educators for Educators. So you can believe that they will be soft enough to survive a staff meeting. Sturdy enough to outlast the school year. Our tees are built for the person who gives everything from bell to bell — and still has opinions about the copy machine in the staff lounge that is too far away, always has a line, and is almost always jammed.

Wear what you love. Especially when what you love is making it very clear how you feel about Mondays.

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Where are you located?

We're a Pennsylvania-born company that prints every shirt right here in the USA.
Our tees roll off presses in North Carolina and Texas, straight to your door. No overseas mysteries, just good tees made close to home. You've waited long enough. Probably for a sub that never showed up.

Do you ship internationally?

Good news — we ship to all 50 U.S. states. In the future we have plans to provide shipping to our neighbors in Canada, because funny is funny no matter which side of the border you're teaching on. Our Shipping rates are set to free shipping for any order over $75.00, and a flat rate of $4.95 for any order up to $74.99, so pop over to our shipping policy page for the details.

When will I receive my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Most people receive their orders within a week. Fulfillment takes 3 - 5 days, and we ship Standard USPS shipping which takes 3-5 business days.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with everything you need to stalk — er, follow — your package all the way to your doorstep. No refreshing required. (Okay, maybe a little refreshing.)
It's like a hall pass, but for your tees.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with soft, high-quality materials that can handle whatever the school day throws at them — and trust us, we know what gets thrown. Cozy enough for your couch, tough enough for the classroom, and gentle enough for even the most sensitive skin. Exact materials vary by item and color, so check the product page for the specifics. You know, like you tell your students, "read the directions."