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Soft to the touch and responsibly made, the shirt becomes a subtle signpost for folks who prefer kindness over confrontation and want a little humor with their manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003eMeet your new teacher shirt that actually gets it. Not the kind you're gifted in a tote bag wrapped in tissue paper. The kind you reach for on a Tuesday morning before your third cup of coffee because it's soft, it's honest, and it says exactly what you're thinking without you having to say a word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003eMade from Gildan 64000 heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton — the gold standard of graphic tee blanks — this funny teacher t-shirt is built to last longer than your patience on a Friday afternoon. Soft right out of the packaging. No break-in period required. We know you don't have time for that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003eDesigned for the educator who loves their job and is also very, very tired. Whether you're rocking it on casual Friday at school, wearing it to a teacher appreciation event, or just living your best life outside the building — this teacher apparel moves with you through every part of the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003eThese adult sized unisex tees Runs true to size. Because the last thing you need is another thing that doesn't do what it says it's going to do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003eThis is not just a t-shirt. It's a whole mood. 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