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Comfortable, honest, and a little cheeky — made to move through classrooms, meetings, and that long after-school to-do list with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(61, 61, 58);\"\u003e🍎 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003eThe Teacher T-Shirt That Gets It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003eMade on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton that's soft straight out of the package and built to last longer than your patience on a Friday afternoon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003ePrinted with direct-to-garment (DTG) technology — the design goes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003einto\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003e the fabric, not on top of it. Soft to the touch. Won't crack or peel. Looks just as good after the 50th wash as the first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003eEducator apparel for the person who shows up every day and still has opinions about the laminator. Wear it on casual Friday at school, to a teacher appreciation event, or anywhere you want to be comfortable and a little honest about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(20, 20, 19);\"\u003eRuns true to size. Unisex fit. 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